why i cannot be...

a surgeon: anatomy is my worst subject.
an internist: i cannot diagnose dammit.
an ophthalmologist: there are only two emergencies in ophtha. boooooring!
an otorhinolaryngologist: too much body fluids involved
an ob-gynecologist: see above
a psychiatrist: talking to crazy people makes me crazy.
a neurologist: i could never find the lesion.
a pathologist: formalin makes me high.
a radiologist: all x-rays look normal to me. and don't get me started on CT scans.
an orthopedist: open fractures scare the heck outta me
a dermatologist: you need the looks for this specialty. erhm.... >.<
a pediatrician: i never know the pediatric values.
an oncologist: my brain can't handle all of those stupid oncogenes!
an infectious diseases specialist: i have this feeling that i'm perpetually immunocompromised.

sigh. tara rivera, general practitioner, does NOT sound appealing. i should probably re-think this.


verse for the day:
therefore we do not lose heart. though outwardly we are wasting away, yet inwardly we are being renewed day by day. for our light and momentary troubles are achieving for us an eternal glory that far outweighs them all. so we fix our eyes not on what is seen, but on what is unseen. for what is seen is temporary, but what is unseen is eternal. [2 corinthians 4:16-18]

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